Aviators and STNF approval
This slightly over-tan rosey glow of health in a half shell is called Diane.
Diane should feature in a public service production on how to wear aviators, I imagine it would go something like this…
STNF Voiceover: Hi there Diane.
Diane: Hey (She’s French I think but I’m fucked if I’m going to write with an accent, or in French).
STNF VO: I see you’ve gone with the aviators. Do you think that is safe?
D: Yes I picked an STNF approved model, I think. *takes off aviators and reads the arm* Yup Gucci.
STNF VO: Gucci. That doesn’t necessarily mean they’re STNF approved. But these ones are because they’re kind of cute!
D: Oh, good.
STNF VO: Your also not ugly?
D: No, I guess not.
STNF VO: Then you demonstrate perfectly how to wear aviators safely.
D: I do?
STNF VO: Assure your aviators are STNF approved and then don’t be ugly. Easy!
D: Cool. Thanks STNF you’re the best!
Diane hails from Easy Fashion Paris.
